1. cf. feminist makeupping and its attendant anthems

2. when i told my brother about the date i was on in which a dude claimed to “not like” handclaps in music he responded with the appropriate pussy-strut-family what??? that denotes equally extreme disdain and wild confusion (the dude was summarily nexted, mtv-style)

3. mostly though, lil mama, come back, we need you