March 2012
“Smoke weed every day.”
– John 3:16
i'll murder anybody
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FRIENDS/INTERNET STRANGERS: HOW TO STAIN-TREAT PRE-CUM?
February 2012
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CUTICLES: they're what's for breakfast
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DODECAHEDRONS ARE THE HARDEST POLYHEDRONS OUT
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raptoravatar:
lifeonfiction:
gordonwithers:
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don’t mind me just reading the wikipedia on “hip hop production” in my cube and not even pretending not to when my coworkers walk by nbd nbd
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“Who is not conscious? That’s dumb shit! That’s like Neo Soul. What is Neo my...”
– Ab-Soul, in an interview with the Fader
1. i forgot to mention that ab-soul was at the show last week and it was his birthday and we sang to him (i think? am i imagining that? DRUGS, YALL) and he is really the dude who makes “druggys with hoes again” the proto-banger that it is
2....
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i got into a fight with my face and nobody won
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which one of you assholes is gonna buy me a new computer
i’ll make it worth yr while
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‘eye of the tiger’ is playing REALLY loudly upstairs (like, club-loud) and i just read a stupid thing about motivation and i hate success and dreams and everything and this is the worst
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“The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad about god, mad...”
– i can’t remember quite how that quote goes, but i’m pretty sure this captures the gist (via hedgerows)
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“i saw the best minds of my generation, employed by non-profits, tumbling, bored...”
– hedgerows via whiskeyrobot via h8in on the beat generation which is SO KEY
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WAYS TO GET FIRED
just keep bringing lunch, not eating it, and leaving it in the fridge forever till it rots and stinks up the joint and/or no one has any more room for their stupid lunches or that one half-finished bottle of white wine that’s been in there since christmas sweet jesus why can’t i drink it i need it
drink the white wine in the minifridge.
let my existential terror/nausea translate...
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cosmo tip #181
expertcosmotips:
does he think you’re ugly? cut your entire face off
too real :(
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fistingly yours,
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our bullying needs to get financial. remember the time i bullied colin’s bro-friend into buying weed for more than it was worth? can i do that for a living instead of office jobbing?
i’m not a girl i’m a series of adverbs
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my cat broke my computer and I’m upset about how upset I am about that
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tokyoswoon replied to your post: every couple of weeks being present at my job…
do you watch the office? do you like it more or less because of yr job?
i don’t, because eh, although i have in the past. tried to start from the beginning on netflix and got distracted by john krasinski’s haircut. also the pacing is a little slow for me, all actual work aside.
my office is not half...
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bloggity bloggity blog bloggle bloggin
blog so fat all these bitches’ bloggies is bloggin
ALSO MY OUTFIT WAS COOL, I WAS TOO EMBARRASSED TO TAKE A PICTURE OF IT CAUSE THERE WAS A BATHROOM ATTENDANT (???) BUT KNOWING ME I’LL JUST WEAR IT AGAIN TONIGHT SO LOOK OUT FOR THAT
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I SAW SOME RAPS LAST NIGHT
HERE ARE SOME ANECDOTES, BULLET-POINTEDLY:
mostly what i did was stand in line and text ct last night, because you can never truly be alone if you are Texting. also, i stood in line outside the venue (because tickets were going on sale at the door at 7:30, fuck a no presale thing, what are people with office jobs supposed to do? oh wait) for about two hours which was really something. every time...
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I SAID THE GAME, CAN WE GET MARRIED AT THE MALL? →
he said no the police are winning a $5 million defamation suit against me
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sisterdevil:
scattered and torn: updates on the kings
Jorge Cornell (King J), Charles Moore (King Toasty), Luis Rosa (King Speechless), and Russell Kilfoil (King Peaceful) have been transferred to different detention facilities without reason. King J was moved on February 2nd to Piedmont Regional Jail in Farmville, Virginia. The same week, King Toasty was transferred to High Point...
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memo to tumblrers
marc4marc:
emilysyrja:
reblogging a letter i wrote to my hero
in which i reference my own suicidal thoughts and tendencies
and tagging it #desperate youths doing awkward shit
doesn’t make me feel any less like killing myself
thanks,
emilysyrja
So this guy I had a thing with once upon a time is doing this thing where he rather obviously mines my tumblr for things/people and then reblogs...
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every couple of weeks being present at my job fills me with this sense of utter existential terror, total exhaustion, and righteous, infuriated boredom. lookin forward to getting another panic attack out of my system or whatever i guess
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i’ll gladly take any given opportunity to use the word “horseshit,” though
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posted a mean comment on the hairpin/looked at my hairpin comments/they are all about compulsive skin picking and the song “awnaw” by nappy roots (and now also about victim-blaming i guess)
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YO, THE HAIRPIN, YOU FUCKED UP. →
IT’S NOBODY’S BUSINESS TO TELL SURVIVORS OF SEXUAL(IZED) VIOLENCE HOW TO DEAL WITH THAT VIOLENCE. EVEN IF THEY’RE POP STARS. EVEN IF YOU’RE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE IN LE TIGRE.
MEDIA, YOU GOTTA STOP CONSISTENTLY DEPLOYING NARRATIVES IN WHICH RIHANNA’S AGENCY IN THIS SITUATION IS ERASED. STOP PORTRAYING RIHANNA AS PASSIVE, STUPID, NAIVE, WRONGHEADED, AND/OR MORALLY...
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maybe it makes more sense for me to overidentify with anne carson than kanye west but i’ll be damned if i don’t do both
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“[…] In this way I have a lot of respect for the feminist bloggers I follow...”
– : All Up in the Kitchen in My Heels: Makin’ Mac and Cheese for One
1. crying and getting weird and telling people to fuck off is all i want from the internet
2. marc has good things to say about single-ness as a lifestyle choice. shit resonates. it’s not that i’m not relational:...
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vapid except for cats and mental illness
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what if yr cat isn't mad he's just twerkin
bagofshit:
think about it
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