January 2012
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
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let's make 2012 the year that we stop talking...
Dec 31st
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hi new followers i am terrified of you
Dec 31st
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lord have mercy on me for i have blogged
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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I COULDN'T GO TO THE PUNK SHOW CAUSE I HAD A...
Dec 31st
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Using the Fountainhead as packing material is...
#care packages as performance art #care packages as porn #you wouldn’t believe how much porn we didn’t include in this care package???
Dec 31st
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negatecity zines →
in other, less unfollow-bait-y news, look at this fucking distro where you can download my fucking thesis and a bunch of other cool fucking shit
Dec 31st
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TOP FIVE ‘TOP X HIP-HOP TRACKS OF 2011’...OF 2011
Have you been obsessively trying to rank all hip-hop tracks you’ve heard this year as a part of curating your internet presence? OF COURSE YOU HAVE. But also, have you been waiting for other people to do it first so that you can make your list “edgier” or “more underground” or, crazily, “less pretentious”? I’m gonna do you one better. I read all the lists1 so you don’t have to. Who’s right about...
Dec 31st
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ACCIDENTALLY WROTE 2000+ WORDS ABOUT HIP-HOP CRITICISM THIS LIST WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE
Dec 30th
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round of applause baby make that cat clap drop it to the floor make that cat clap
Dec 30th
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SO BORED AT WORK I'M READING LACAN
SO BORING AT WORK I’M READING LACAN
Dec 30th
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bagofshit: Thanks to @emilydont my fb wall is the place to watch all the radio hip-hop videos (yr welcome, @ariataibi ) #notmad did you know that i ruined anna’s facebook wall with rap music videos? i’m a pretty great friend
Dec 30th
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been working on some srs bzns long-form stuff that i’m afraid to post here and a huge dumb big long hip-hop post (obviously) and my girlfriend is out of town so i don’t have anything interesting to say ok 
Dec 30th
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COURTS AREN'T EVEN IN SESSION THIS WEEK
COURTS AREN’T EVEN IN SESSION THIS WEEK
Dec 29th
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i just wanna find a nice guy to settle down with and get a trial separation from
Dec 29th
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THAT'S HORSESHIT
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Anonymous asked: POC checking in to tell you that i kind of stare at white people who do things like that
Dec 28th
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Anonymous asked: Have you noticed/what do you think about that faction of hipster white guys that identify with black men as emblems of masculinity and then use that as an assertion of their own masculinity? Excuse the shoddy wording, but there's a real thought (or at least irritation) behind it.
Dec 28th
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persephonette asked: i had to read the wiki article for facesitting and it's yr fault
Dec 28th
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white girl wasted | Tumblr →
here is a hashtag for you to look at since you all think you’re better than fat trel (HINT: you are not)
Dec 27th
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marc4marc replied to your post: the best thing about tumblin via mobile…:  “Just checkin my porn tags on my phone on the train. What’re you doin? Readin the Times? Whatever. Look at the butt.” just gonna leave this here
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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the best thing about tumblin via mobile is that now I can feel weird about looking at dashboard porn anywhere at all
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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“he facebook poked me. i’m going to fucking murder him.”
– a thing i said that made diya laugh
Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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it is ok to be bored by cummings
awno man like. get off that gimmick game.
Dec 26th
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also though dan and i both got cornmeal in our stockings so like what am i complaining about exactly
Dec 26th
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Anonymous asked: Sorry, I'm not paying attention. I'm mostly in it for the pictures. How much have you grown in the past year? Did they guess how tall you'll wind up from your growth plates? Also, please post more pictures.
Dec 26th
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i’m not as mad about 2011 as i was about 2010 but that doesn’t mean i’m gonna trust new york as a place to usher it in. fuck a gregorian calendar and whatever, but the last new year’s i spent in new york the ball dropped while i was on the train home from the hotel job i almost got fired from for being too grumpy, which i got called in to work at on my way to the airport,...
Dec 26th
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also freaking out about miller high life
Dec 26th
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portrait of the artist drunkenly and loudly...
Dec 26th
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Anonymous asked: How tall are you? When was the last time you got taller?
Dec 25th
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WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?
a question for myself/the cat/the ages
Dec 24th
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I CAN'T CATSIT FOR YOU BECAUSE I STARTED SLEEPING...
Dec 24th
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how many times can i get drunk today? when i spent a month in greensboro last winter i read a lot of short fiction, hung out at my brother’s restaurant a lot, and hooked up with like all these different people. i spent a lot of quality time in this bed, doing nothing, watching old movies, eating sleeping pills. i had all this time to kill. i had just finished my thesis. i ran out of...
Dec 23rd
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EVERYTHING IS A DEALBREAKER!
Dec 23rd
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content of a post-it note that is on my desk right...
this is for anna mostly SIX foot SEVEN foot -should I make fan-art of Weezy? What about Yeezy? -she wax it all off. Mister Miyagi.  -Heems, though. -NO DR on any top hip-hop track lists -pro-homo. -How much do I love Southern Hip-Hop. __________________ WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF AS “STILL DRUNK”? Moses is on his way I’D RATHER BE “SMOKING” to the Bx waiting for...
Dec 22nd
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Anonymous asked: INSEAM. DEMAND INSEAM. Now you're gonna be like dude where's your article, and here it is: we, or at least I, a tall person, demand longer-ass inseams in all pants, and I demand that "ankle" and "petite" sizes/people be marginalized and oppressed. You're all, "But I ended up saying tallidarity is NOT about attack" sorry dude militant splinter group. ...
Dec 22nd
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NOTHING IS BELOW YOU
STOP THINKING THINGS ARE BELOW YOU
Dec 22nd
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WHICH NAIL POLISH DO I TAKE HOME?
WHICH SHADE OF BEIGE
Dec 22nd
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i got drunk and packed so that it would be easier to convince myself that i was packed now i am drunk and probably packed and definitely showered and tomorrow there i am going to BABY’S FIRST OFFICE XMAS PARTY expect drunk updates from the airport
Dec 22nd
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you ever catch yourself doing unconscionable things? like i broke a glass thing in my room like a month ago but never quite got all the glass shards off the floor so now i walk around in my room barefoot like, well, maybe i’m gonna get glass in my foot today?
Dec 22nd
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WatchWatch
that one three 6 song i like
Dec 22nd
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cleaning out my itunes library so i can be a person. things i no longer care about: woody guthrie folk punk most of those modest mouse albums jimi hendrix (why was i THE WORST in high school) the doors all those rando def jux solo albums (like really when was i gonna listen to company flow or like vast aire for 40 minutes at a time ugh) andrew w.k. things i pretty much just still care...
Dec 22nd
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