busty cryptopotato
how is anyone ever attracted to men?
honestly tumblr I’m curious.
god everytime it happens i ask myself the same question.
unfortunately it happens roughly a million times per day
its an embarrassing and horrifying tic and im hoping it’ll go away eventually
how come y’all aren’t as obsessed with my legs as i am. is it because im not random enough??????
ichabod sucks and that’s why he doesn’t have any friends but bianca likes him anyway
we bonded because we’re both hairy and pretty and mad
creying because babes
unrelatedly yesterday while my urologist was examining the vast wasteland of my junk she was like ‘did you do that yourself?’ referring to my econo tattoo and i was like ‘no my friend did’ and she was like ‘i could tell’ and then ‘there’s a name for those’ and i was like ‘stick-n-pokes’ and she was like ‘yep’
we never even finished telling bianca the story of the time(s) we used ichabod as a mop
