it’s rare that i want to do anything but at present id like to beat the shit out of a dude (sexually)

  04/18/14 at 12:42am

hot and bothered and also annoyed

  04/18/14 at 12:39am

i don’t have anything to say (to the internet)

  04/14/14 at 10:20pm

been chillin

  04/14/14 at 03:28pm

this weekend, like all weekends, is a bad weekend to have two jobs but i’m like. gonna quit my desk job soon? and the extra job is necessary to the transition. literally living labor :(

  04/10/14 at 02:34pm

If there is one true thing I know to tell you, it is this: in North Carolina, even in the mountains, it takes more than a month of your life to live through August.

tony earley, “the prophet from jupiter”
  04/10/14 at 01:59pm

i bought a razor for the first time since high school

  04/10/14 at 01:44pm

- man of my dreams until he does something to elicit hatred
- hunky studd
- jerk from outer space ?

julie 1 gets down to brass tacks about what to nickname a crush
  04/10/14 at 01:29pm

nosdrinker:

you’re insecure

don’t know what for

let the bodies hit the floor

(via budlighthotdogrita)

  04/07/14 at 10:22pm

pussy-strut:

Here this commodity is explicitly presented as the moment of real life, and the point is to wait for its cyclical return. But even in those very moments reserved for living, it is still the spectacle that is to be seen and reproduced, becoming ever more intense. What was represented as genuine life reveals itself simply as more genuinely spectacular life.

#tru  #lyle probs  
  04/07/14 at 09:14pm

sorry for writing something that’s paywalled? some spoilers: the joke i wrote about the norweigan hardcore band the spectacle got cut but the joke my brother wrote about how i smoke weed (?) did not

  04/07/14 at 04:56pm

maskmagazine:

"The Society of the Ditz" — on tailored humiliation, counterfeit ideas, and preferring Brittany over Daria by pussy-strut and negatecity.

http://maskmag.com/1g10POH

my especial contribution to this piece was “having tricked myself into reading society of the spectacle with a tumblr joke about my nails,” and like, it shows. 

  04/07/14 at 03:04pm

remember when i was like “i wish music taste domination was a kink” n some people were like “that’s whorephobic” (?) i guess cause they didn’t know i was a domme but then anyway later i music-taste dominated a client, for money, in real life?

  04/06/14 at 11:54pm

i’m a bad person, and i like bad things, but i’m very good at liking them (sexually)

  04/06/14 at 11:54pm

i love nineties alt rock and i like to flaunt my superior taste to my sexual partners

  04/06/14 at 11:50pm